i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
(via valerieparker)
Razzle Dazzled
Doubt thou that the stars are fire...but never doubt that I love
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”
“Kuzco… Smash”
when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama
LKFD;KFKLS;
(via shadowhostage)
seriously
(Source: brightandalarming)
lamp
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
(Source: gaksdesigns, via oldandnewfirm)
(via rabbitholefandoms)
I only watched Fright Night for the plot
*coughcough the plot of David’s half-naked body coughcough*
(via allrightfine)
JENNY APOLOGISED TO VASTRA FOR DYING.
BECAUSE SHE KNEW VASTRA COULD NOT COPE BEING ALONE AGAIN. SHE KNEW VASTRA WAS SO IRREVOCABLY IN LOVE WITH HER THAT IT WOULD ESSENTIALLY BREAK HER. SHE KNEW VASTRA COULD NOT LIVE WITHOUT HER PRECIOUS VICTORIAN CHAMBERMAID BECAUSE WHO ELSE WOULD SEE PAST THE SCALES, AND KEEP HER WARM AND LOVE HER SO WHOLEHEARTEDLY.
AND SHE APOLOGISED FOR IT.
why must you remind me of what broke my heart?
(via riskpig)
The year is 2070, and famous musician Justin Timberlake has just died. People all over the world start crying, it’s a global catastrophe, but soon something emerges. An entire lake of human tears, spanning all the way across the Americas, has been formed. Justin Timberlake’s dream of someone ‘Crying him a river’ has been finally fulfilled, he can now rest in peace.
The river will end in Lake Timber.
(via riskpig)
